07-GHOST Bonus track "Dasshutsu" Translation

Bonus track mini drama "Dasshutsu"

Teito: Soundtrack CD's bonus track mini drama. "Escape"

*Disclaimer*
Teito: This mini drama may seem to be a part of 07-GHOST, but it is not. The story takes place in a parody world that begins at the end of the emotional last episode.
*Disclaimer*

(Track 63: Raggs Requiem plays in the background)

Teito: I am setting off on a journey, now, so that I can see for myself what the truth really is. Why was the Raggs Kingdom destroyed? Why does the Eye of Michael even exist? And what about Verloren, who is said to have been kept sealed away, and the Seven Ghosts? I want to see, and learn. I want to decide for myself what is evil and what is just.
Frau: Are you crying, damn brat?
Teito: Don't be stupid! I'm not!
Frau: Just know this. We're not flying right now to leave everyone, but so we can see them again one day.
Teito: Yeah.
Teito: As we faced the Seven District, we continued to soar the skies at such heights that it was almost as if we could see the entire world below.
Teito: Hey, Frau.
Frau: Hm?
Teito: The world ... when you see the real thing ... it looks completely different from how it's drawn on maps.
Frau: Yeah.
Teito: We'll probably keep experiencing a lot of things even now, won't we?
Frau: Yeah, you're right. There's gonna be a lot of times when things are harsh or just plain annoying. But not all of it will be bad times. I give you my word.

(Track 33: The Eye of Michael~Awakening suddenly plays in the background)

Frau: W-what's that?!
Teito: Since this music is playing...
Ayanami: Hold it right there, you two.
Teito: Geh!
Burupya: Pya!
Frau: Oh damn, he's here. The most annoying guy in this show.
Ayanami: Who are you calling annoying, you philistine!
Teito:  Uwah... just when we trough all that trouble to set up that "it's a good day for a journey" atmosphere we had going.
Frau: (sigh) Well, now that he's here, let's do him the favor of listening to what he's gotta say.
Ayanami: Silence, peasant. I didn't come here to talk to you.

(Frau twitches)

Ayanami: Teito Klein. If you wish to pass by me safely, you will answer a few of my questions.
Teito: Questions?
Ayanami: Yes. If you do not give me a serious answer, you shall die.
Teito: What is this, some kind of quiz contest?
Frau: Or some kind of riddle game?
Teito: Either is more trouble than they're worth.
Ayanami: Silence. Question number one.

(Quiz show fanfare)

Ayanami: What do you think of the Eye of Michael?
Teito: Huh?! How should I know? I don't remember anything that happens when he shows up.
Ayanami: Hmph. Pathetic. You mean to tell me that you cannot even control the other you that lives within you?
Teito: What does the Eye mean to you, then?
Ayanami: It is one of seven magic balls that will grant you any wish you desire when you collect them all.
Teito: Are you serious?!
Frau: H-Hey, give that Eye to me! I'll wish for all of the porno books in the world!
Teito: Die, you perverted bishop!
Frau: Then what would you wish for?
Teito: W-wel... maybe a Pyalingual...
Frau: P-Pya-Pyal...? Oh, you mean that thing that can translate Mikage's words?
Burupya: Burupya!
Ayanami: I was kidding, philistines. To me, the Eye of Michael is an essential key that will allow one to obtain this entire world.
Teito: Don't lie to us! ...Although, that is a typical answer.
Frau: It's so typical that it isn't entertaining in the slightest.
Burupya: Pya.
Ayanami: Hmph! A reaction that is only to be expected from uncultured barbarians such as yourselves. A great and just cause is not valued on whether or not it is entertaining.
Teito: But Ayanami acts considerably more entertaining in the anime-based drama CD's, doesn't he?
Frau: Yeah, it's a shame the man himself doesn't seem to realize it, though.
Ayanami: Hmph. It seem that we have a large difference between us concerning that matter, but never mind that now. Question number two!

(Quiz show fanfare)

Teito: There's more?
Ayanami: Teito. What do you think... of me?
Teito: ...Huh?
Frau: Exactly how fond of Teito are you?!
Ayanami: Answer me, Teito Klein!
Teito: Well, even if you asked me, I think you're... an enemy- or really more like... an annoyance.
Frau: Why don't you just tell the poor guy that he's so annoying, or, you started liking him more and more?
Teito: AS IF I'D EVER SAY THAT!
Frau: Why is your face going all red, you damn brat?
Teito: IT IS NOT RED! MY FACE IS NOT RED!!
Ayanami: Teito Klein. I now fully understand how you feel.
Teito: DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!
Ayanami: In any case, I will tell you one thing. Teito. You and I cannot live without the other. Keep that in mind. Now, farewell!

(Ayanami flies off)

Teito: ...What exactly was the point of him coming here?
Frau: Who know. He probably just wanted a little more show time. Or maybe that was a serious love call from him to you about how "He and I are one body and soul", or something along those lines.
Teito: I DON'T GET WHAT YOU MEAN! He really is nothing but an annoyance, that Ayanami!
Frau: Yeah, sure is.

(Track 63: Raggs Requiem swells up again)

Frau: Anyway, pulling ourselves back together. Let's go, Teito!
Teito: Yeah!
Burupya: Burupya!
Frau: We'll race all the way to the end of the world!
Teito: Right!
Ayanami: Now, Teito Klein! Let's fly!
Frau: ...Hey! No stealing my line!
Teito: Just get out of here already! What the hell!
Ayanami: (As he flies away  into the horizon) Yahoo!! Yay! Follow me here if you can! Yeah!
Teito: Ayanami... has been letting loose more and more lately, hasn't he...
Frau: He just said "Yahoo"...
Burupya: Pya...
Teito: And so, our long journey begins.